Sunday, April 15, 2007

Anal Mighty : The Shower Stall

Yeah, I'll admit in some respects, I'm male by nature, female by trade. So, the shower stall you say. Here's the deal. After each shower, the stall has to be ran over with a squeegee, then wiped with a sponge. The Bub gets the same treatment. And on top of that, water knobs and such get wiped down as well. How long does this take me? Don't know. I've been to scared to time it. And just how the HELL did all this start? Well you see, somewhere around 1340 A.D., I was cleaning the stall when it was very dirty. It took me almost two hours to clean that sucker. I was like, "There's gotta be a better way." Hence, anal was born. Now it takes me a fraction of the time to do a major clean. But the next question that begs is, "Do you really save any time doing daily wipes vs. one painful clean?" Again, I've been too scared to time it. Merry Maids. Take me away . . .

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