Male Testosterone Fix

It has been a long while since I've done the nightlife thing. And tonight has reminded me exactly why it does not happen often with me:

1) Dear God, will you please lay before my eyes a rather large number of untouchable ladies between the ages of 21 and 26.

2) Dear God, will better than 80% of those ladies be slim and chest endowed. Wearing low-cut, loose clothing or "form fitting" clothing.

3) Dear God, will you allow a number of these ladies to be displayed as trophies by their male companions who strut with their chest held high.

4) Dear God, will you allow a number of these ladies to partake in dances with random ladies as to entice the male audience.

5) Dear God, will you allow these ladies to be scantly clad.

6) Dear God, why does my head spin?

7) Dear God, will water help?

8) Dear God, as I drive home, will thy allow safe passage?

Went to a Meetup event tonight at the Zoo. A concert of sorts. Then went downtown on bar benge afterwards. Remind me not to go so often. Pleeeeeaasee.